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 The Cadbury Flake Dark is sending me into a sugar coma. Dark chocolate is not meant to be that sweet. I'm seriously twitching. 

Also - answer me this, flist: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STUPID PEOPLE IN THE WORLD?

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Because stupidity spawns. Mercilessly.

Do you know what I ate today? A giant bacon cheeseburger with fries, a jam donut, half a chocolate malt turtle (chocolate brownie cake covered in caramel and chocolate and pecans and ice cream) a third of a chocolate sundae and a Freddo. Oh god.
Oh, dear god! My heart just clenched in my chest just reading about it! I couldn't even finish the Flake, it was too sweet.

Can't we stop them? Somehow?
*iz phat*

With extra determined condoms? (Because it's totally the extra X chromosome that starts it) In my Legal class the other day, one of the girls says, scarily seriously, "There are Greek police?!" *headdesk*
Oh, god! Don't you hate it when someone says something so profoundly stupid??? It's like being slapped in the face with a big, fat slice of dumb.
Dear god, yes! And then they wonder why the world is failing. Also, what was your demoralizing run in with stupidity?

(For breakfast, i just cooked and ate pancakes drowned in maple syrup with bacon and eggs and a small stack of pistachios. I can't stop eating, it's ridiculous!)
Because breeding is easy? *steals bite of your chocolate*
Perhaps we should make it an obstacle course. *hands you the rest, cos I couldn't finish it*
Because sadly enough, the world rewards acting stupid even in smart people more than it should?
I guess it does that because there are more stupid people than smart? *cries*