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Sometimes, I love my office.

So I'm sitting at my desk, peeling back the skin of a Lady Finger banana, when Spence - my colleague, and a lesbian - walks into my office. I remark to her that I'm about to start on my phallic fruit, to which she replies: "Oh, I CHOP THEM UP WITH A KNIFE!" while making violent hacking motions in the air. It was at this point that I fell about in hysterics.


I think I might have died laughing at that....